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A couple months ago, the Miami New Times leaked some of Shaquille O’Neal’s emails. Among the noteworthy exchanges: a 2007 correspondence in which Shaq declines to be set up with several attractive women, instead demanding no less than Rihanna. Well, judging by one excerpt from Shaq’s forthcoming autobiography, his high standards didn’t start then.
At some point during the Bengals’ 34-12 rout of the Seahawks, Cincinnati safety Gibril Wilson got up close and personal with Seahawks running back Leon Washington. Like, very close, and very personal.
Antonio Brown scored his first career touchdown this week, and provided some much-needed relief for fantasy owners. But Brown’s celebratory touchdown routine desperately needs work. Is he shrugging very, very fast? Is he a mime, shimmying across a wall? I don’t know!
According to TMZ.com, Kim Kardashian and Nets forward Kris Humphries are getting a divorce after only 72 days of marriage.
The Buffalo Bills had an easy time with the Washington Redskins yesterday, putting them away 23-0 in their annual Toronto home game. And at first glance, it would seem backup quarterback Tyler Thigpen had an especially easy time – he didn’t throw a pass. But sometimes, the toughest job is helping get the other guy warmed up.
For many football fans, few events bring more joy than a fat guy touchdown. Said fat guys, of course, don’t experience the joy of scoring often – if ever – so when they get the chance, they savor that moment, dammit, and we do the same right along with them. Well, you won’t se a touchdown after the jump…but it could be something even more rare.