Someone must have been out to get TSN’s Ray Ferraro, because he was caught not once, but twice with a hot mic. First, he was heard making fun of Dion Phaneuf’s “high-pitched” voice by dropping an f-bomb. Then, he got caught calling Paul Martin “terrible.” Whoops.

To be honest, the highlight of the Super Bowl media sessions, thus far, has been this photo of a reporter wearing a super tight dress. Oh, and of course New England Patriots’ tight end Rob Gronkowski and his infamous walking boot. Now, however, the newest gem to come from the middle of the media madness is a video of Patriots players doing their best Gronk impressions, complete with several “Yo soy fiesta” references.

For the next week or so we’re contractually obligated to compare any and all dunks to Blake Griffin‘s annihilation of Kendrick Perkins. In all honesty, nothing will come close to matching its greatness. Buuuuut, this Deron Williams dunk over Roy Hibbert at least deserves some attention.

Blake Griffin who? OK, maybe we shouldn’t go that far, but if you aren’t familiar with Utah Jazz second-year player Jeremy Evans, now might be the time to get to know the high-flier. Sure he’s not quite on Griffin’s level, but he definitely has the legs to make some noise in the Slam Dunk Contest. That is, if he’s allowed in.

Unfortunately, there will be no five things you should see on the internet this evening, due to a scheduling conflict. Instead, enjoy this photo of sad Kendrick Perkins, after his soul was destroyed by Blake Griffin (please, for the love of God, someone bring this back). And, after the jump, delight yourself with our stupid, non-sports related video of the day.

You’ve seen fans run onto the field. You’ve seen fans run onto the field, impersonate referees, and possibly incite bench-clearing brawls. You’ve even seen field-rushing dogs. But have you ever seen that rarest of beasts – the dual field rusher/handcuffer?

This is not your average “ball deflects of guy and makes passing contact with other guy’s groin.” This is full-fledged, “turn and fire ball at 100 miles an hour into other guy’s plums.”

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The trailer for Eastbound & Down’s third – and final? – season, which premieres February 19, is out, and from the looks of it, it’s more of the Kenny Powers & Co. that you know and love. See it after the jump.

Like two old lovers agreeing to grab a quick bite during their stopover in Indy, Mike and the Mad Dog briefly reunited on radio row today. And as they cautiously circled each other, we were reminded of a simpler time, when Francesa and the Dawg reigned supreme.

OK, Deadspin posted a link before to what they termed “the most gruesome MMA injury [they've] ever seen.” Well, we looked. They weren’t lying.