The New England Patriots finished the first half against the Buffalo Bills today down 14-7. That’s when Tom Brady went off, leading the Patriot offense to a 45-point explosion in the second half and leading New England to a 52-28 victory.

Kansas City’s Jamaal Charles channeled the spirit of NFL legend and Kansas-native Gale Sayers for perhaps the play of the day.

Blah blah, it was a critical play, blah blah, the Lions were trying to complete a comeback, blah blah, Matt Stafford is a professional athlete. Let’s call a spade a spade and label this what it is: a slow-motion replay of Matt Stafford falling on his butt.

Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton has been under a little bit of fire early this season. In case you were wondering how Cam would respond to the criticism, you now have your answer: Newton rushed for a score today against Atlanta and busted out some cool dance moves.

The New York Jets have not been letting Tim Tebow do anything this season. They finally let him throw a pass today, and wouldn’t you know, he completed it. Unfortunately, the receiver also got hit in the nuts and fumbled immediately.

The Detroit Lions’ game last week against the Tennessee Titans was insane. So how did they start today’s game against the Minnesota Vikings? By giving up a touchdown on the opening kickoff.

The replacement referees may be gone, but for those of you dying for your fix of terrible officiating, look no further than the regular MLB umpires.

The perils of working on the sideline are numerous for the unprotected. Cheerleaders have it bad enough, but at least they are young, elastic women able to bounce back from vicious hits. The elderly aren’t quite as equipped.

What’s with all the antiquated trick plays yesterday? Was there something in the water?

Via Fox News: “Adam Greenberg is expected to make a pinch-hit appearance for the Miami Marlins on Tuesday.”