Don’t Say Hello To Someone You Know At The Gym While You’re Nakey

  • Dan Fogarty

Have you ever seen someone you know at the gym? Were you draped in sweat, or in a somewhat compromising position? (Dudes who use this thing know what I’m talking about). Did you panic and not know what to do?

Well the fine folks at Slate are here to help, with this handy flowchart for gym etiquette. Helpful tip: if it’s out of the locker room, and it’s a girl, and it’s a girl you’ve slept with (but only slept with once), get the hell out of there.