News That Trump Eats His Steak Well Done With Ketchup Triggers Constitutional Crisis, Memes

  • Rick Chandler

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This of course won’t be an impeachable offense until Jim Harbaugh rules on it, but it’s safe to say that the United States is in crisis mode right now. Trump eats his steak well done, with ketchup. Our President is a child, and the U.S. is sitting at the children’s table.

Trump was at the BLT Steakhouse in Washington D.C. on Sunday night, and his waiter reported (leaked?) to the Independent Journal Review (via Jezebel) that he likes his steak charred like Luke Skywalker’s Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru. And the ketchup? There are just no words.

Twitter, also, was aghast.