Porn Star Fakes Shark Bite For Publicity, Is Called Out By Rival Shark Boat Captain

  • Rick Chandler

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Unwilling to just start an Instagram page like every other porn star, Molly Cavalli (“retired”, according to Boobpedia), apparently wants back in the news because she pulled the old “Getting fake bitten by a shark” routine recently.

Look at the video below and be your own judge on the quality of her performance.

As Bob and Doug MacKenzie would say just off camera: “Psst! Act! Act!”

How do we know for sure she’s faking this? Her people approached another shark boat captain before the one she eventually used, and he exposed the scam. Not sure how much this benefited CamSoda, although the video has 15 million views.

From Terez Owens:

Bryce Rohrer, owner and operator of Florida Shark Diving, said the actress and her film crew approached him two months ago saying they wanted to do a shark dive and fake a shark bite so that it would be widely viewed online. Rohrer has a text message that the actress sent him with an image of what the bite would look like with special effects makeup. I was talking directly to Molly and she just said, hey, we are looking to do a shoot faking a shark bite and it’s strictly in order for it to go viral,” Rohrer said. “We immediately declined. We are pro-shark, pro-wildlife, and want to show the importance of sharks, not villainize them.” Glad someone called her out, bad acting is just the tip of the iceberg. She should stay in her porn lane.

So we know that Ms. Cavalli wasn’t hurt, but what about the shark? I’d check it for STDs immediately.