During today’s Presidential Inauguration, ABC News’ George Stephanopoulos confused 11-time NBA champion Bill Russell with 0-time NBA champion Morgan Freeman. Besides a shared air of regality –and being famous black guys– the two have nothing in common.

Via Fox News: “Just days after coming clean to Oprah Winfrey about cheating his way to cycling immortality, Lance Armstrong remains one of the “most recognizable and admired people” of his era, according to his personal website.”

Via Fox News: “A former Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader who had sex with her underage student and is now in a relationship with him is about to begin another court battle Tuesday.”

I don’t know if this fanatical gent is actually a father. But he has to be. No single man without kids has the gall to pull off something like this.

You know what professional athletes do? You know, besides play professional sports? They have sex with people. Lots of people.

Vinny from Rockaway poses a very important question to Mike Francesa. Video — and Francesa’s reaction — after the jump.

Lance Armstrong said he finally cracked after he saw his son defending him against allegations from anti-doping authorities.

If that’s indeed the case, and Te’o was the victim here, then, well, we can nary think of a more embarrassing end to a largely successful senior season: a blowout BCS loss to Alabama, everyone finding out your dead online girlfriend is alive but was really a dude the whole time, and, finally, becoming a meme. Get ready to feel like a terrible person.

Oh, snap. Chip Kelly, offensive mastermind and serial smug pointer, who sources told the AP would be staying at Oregon, is, in fact, not.

Like yelling? Like accents? Like grown men regressing to a simpler emotional state? Then today is your Christmas. Jerzy Janowicz, the 24-seed in this year’s Australian Open, lost his marbles a bit during his second round match with Somdev Devvarman. The adorable Easter Euro freakout happens 30 seconds into the video, when Janowicz loses an important point during a first set tiebreaker. He’d eventually win the match, but not before giving us a bit of the ol’ YouTube magic. How many times, indeed.