New York City broadcasting legend (and noted fan of stealthy afternoon treats) Mike Francesa thinks that Twitter is evil, and should be against the law. Video, after the jump.

On Monday, the son of Angels outfielder Torii Hunter was arrested in the town of Prosper, Texas, on charges of sexual assault of a child. Hunter was one of five students at Prosper High arrested in connection with the alleged assault.

Yes: this golden doodle is going into the woods, retrieving the ball, and bringing it back to his golfing owner. Fantastic. [Reddit]

A ruptured Achilles is one of the worst injuries an NFL player can suffer, because it’s a) very painful, and b) very tough to come back from. The only thing worse would be to rupture it twice.

The Emmy-award-winning studio show Inside the NBA has been known to turn into a late-night linguistics course from time to time. Last night, in an effort to pronounce Pau Gasol’s name correctly, Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith covered a variety of languages: Catalan, Spanish, English… and hoodrat.

The web roundup for Monday, May 14th. Be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. See anything that should be on SportsGrid? Send it to tips@sportsgrid.com. After the jump, our starting five.

Blake Griffin and Marc Gasol screaming into the endless void? Playoffs, baby!

I’m not judging. Knee surgery — particularly the hours following knee surgery — are right up there with kidney stones on the list of “painful experiences that make you want to blow your brains out.”

Here’s a Gchat conversation I just had with James, who runs our brother site Geekosystem. James is a devoted Miami Heat fan, and he freaked out this morning over Chris Bosh’s abdominal injury, which will keep Bosh out of the rest of the Indiana series. (My bitchy notes follow.)

This is one of those posts where we’re going to warn you not to look unless you’re REALLY, REALLY sure you want to look. Because what awaits you after the jump is bad.