It’s time to start feeling really bad about where you were on June 7th, because everyone else in the universe was at W.i.P. in New York City, watching Chris Brown’s people and Drake’s people duel over the fair lady Rihanna.

The indomitable Rob Gronkowski, whose partying is by turns amusing and disturbing, took a break from all of that to raise some money for the Boston Children’s Hospital at Zoltan Mesko’s yearly “ZoliOke” party. But he still found a way to make the fundraiser sexxxay.

SNL’s Jay Pharoah had some unkind words for the Celtics’ Paul Pierce on First Take yesterday, and Pierce took notice, demanding to know exactly who this Pharoah character was. Well, we’re here to help.

Patriots receiver Wes Welker is getting married, and his Williams-Sonoma registry with fiancé Anna Burns has become available for the judgment of strangers. We’ve compiled a list of some of the stranger items the couple is requesting, after the jump.

Every week, our patently undramatic friend Sarah has bravely agreed to recap Basketball Wives, quite possibly the most dramatic human drama of our time. This week, she tackles the tumultuous season finale.

Hopefully the kid who made this cereal-based portrait of former Kentucky star/future No. 1 NBA draft pick Anthony Davis with his dad’s help submitted it for art class, and got at least 1,000% on the project.

More than three months have passed since the New York Giants claimed the title over the New England Patriots, but for some people the wounds are still fresh. Take Colombo, for example, who took the time to write Wes Welker a rather strongly worded letter about his performance.

There was a nun in a blindingly white habit sitting at field level during a Yankee game, who decided to take a phone call on what looks like a Motorola Razr flip phone. See for yourself, after the jump.

The Register Citizen apparently has very little regard for the Eastern Conference Semifinals and the city of Boston. The whole smelly scene, after the jump.

It happened. Somebody made a cake in the shape of Oklahoma City Thunder shooting guard James Harden, and they found a way to accurately render his full beard. Terror awaits, after the jump.