Oh my.  Bills wide receiver Stevie Johnson scored a touchdown in the second quarter of today’s game against the Jets and proceeded to do a touchdown dance that will surely attract some further analysis.

ESPN’s Chris Mortensen is reporting that Lions DT Ndamukong Suh will be suspended for two games (or possibly more), and referred to anger management classes for stomping a Packers offensive lineman during their Thanksgiving Day loss.

The best part of the NFL’s now-annual trip to London is never the game: this year’s matchup was a Buccaneers-Bears stinker, and the 2010 game was a 49ers-Broncos doo-doo pie. No, the best part of the league’s trip to Wembley Stadium occurs the following day, when the British write about football and use words that Americans would never associate with pigskin.

Republican state legislator Ritch Workman of Florida wants to promote job creation in his state by repealing a decades-old ban on dwarf tossing. Yep.

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers called it “the most incredible play I’ve ever seen.” Too bad it didn’t count.

Eagles quarterback Vince Young has more than a pulled hamstring to worry about – apparently a man has been impersonating him in the Washington, D.C. area. At a press conference Monday, Young put the word out that Stephan Pittman of Fort Washington, MD. has been pretending to be him.

The public’s perception of Panthers tight end Jeremy Shockey? He’s kind of a jerk. But thanks to some quick thinking on his part (and one really, really hard slap on the back), maybe people will begin to think he’s slightly less of a jerk.

Sports is filled with great finishing moves: Daniel Russo’s Crane Kick, Hulk Hogan’s Leg Drop and now…Ellis Coleman’s Flying Squirrel. Wrestling for the United States in a quarterfinal match of the FILA Junior World Championships in Hungary, Coleman pulled off an incredible airborne takedown – video after the jump.

Nothing says “America’s Pastime” quite like a slab of beef covered in fish eggs and mushroom dust – at least, that’s what the minor league Bronckton Rox were thinking when they put this $80 hot dog up for sale.