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11 Of The Best Terrible Things From John Rocker’s ‘AMA’ On Reddit


john rockerJohn Rocker was a major league relief pitcher who, by the end of his career, was better known for his mouth than his arm. Braves fans probably remember him best as their closer in the late ’90s, while most other people remember him for this charming description of New York City in Sports Illustrated:

“Imagine having to take the 7 Train to the ballpark looking like you’re riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair, next to some queer with AIDS, right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time, right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It’s depressing… The biggest thing I don’t like about New York are the foreigners. You can walk an entire block in Times Square and not hear anybody speaking English. Asians and Koreans and Vietnamese and Indians and Russians and Spanish people and everything up there. How the hell did they get in this country?”

Imagine that, indeed. Thankfully for Rocker, he never had to experience the travesty of getting traded to the Mets or Yankees — after bouncing around a few other pro and independent leagues, he was done with baseball by the mid-2000s. Also, he took steroids, but in his own words, “Who hasn’t?”

Rocker, now an ESPN radio analyst, did an AMA on reddit today to promote thuzio.com, which is a website that lets you do things like pay Tiki Barber $2,000 to come to your bar mitzvah.

From the jump, it was clear that this wasn’t going to go well. By the end, it was an all-out troll fest. Here are the our “favorite” (note: favorite in this context can also double as “least favorite”) parts from the AMA:



  • Seahawk

    How does this guy have a job at ESPN? Jesus.

  • warren

    He’s even more deplorable now than he was before–what a massive douche.

  • Yehudah ben Shlomo

    “What have you inspired besides numerous abortions”

    Have to admit, I haven’t seen someone use “You get laid a lot” as an insult to a guy.

  • Yehudah ben Shlomo

    I assume he learned Spanish before he lived in PR, Mexico and Venezuela. He conformed to their culture, you know.

  • Megadouches#1fan

    Maybe the best thing I’ve read all day. John Rocker is halarious and spot on in his assessment of immigrants in today’s society.


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