The final part in the three-part series from VICE, watch things come together for Bashir Ahmad as MMA in Pakistan gets a bloody night in the spotlight. Next step: find the Pakistani Michael Buffer.

There is a time in every man’s judo career where he stops being demonstrated on and he starts demonstrating on other people.

Ten times better. Four times smarter. One times more funs-er. Next gen home entertainment is terrifyingly better than real life.

Mixed martial artists are used to suffering brutal injuries — battered eye sockets and broken bones come with the territory. But no man is prepared to deal with an injury like the one Michael Waylon Lowe inflicted upon himself when he used the Kama Sutra Pleasure Balm Prolonging Gel during a September bout of “lovemaking.”

Denis Lebedev fought Guillermo Jones in Moscow Friday night. We’ll speculate he didn’t go out clubbing after the fight. (Note: this is how he used to) Check out the slideshow of his grotesquely large eye inside.

Pakistan and the United States have a bizarre relationship. Very different cultures and opposing interests in the region. That being said, it’d be ironic if we were united through fighting. Watch the guys from Vice head over to Lahore with American born MMA fighter Bashir Ahmad to investigate the sport as it tries to gain a foot hold in an already violent country.

Yesterday was a thowback sports day. Horse racing in the afternoon, boxing at night. Surprised this morning’s newspaper headlines didn’t say something about the moon or Nixon or the war in Europe. So it was only fitting that Floyd Mayweather gave Roberto Guerrero an old fashioned butt-whuppin’. Video after the jump.

In what has to be the most outrageous example of a boxer’s father going nuts at a press conference, Robert Guerrero’s dad Ruben went nuts at his press conference yesterday.