MMA Strikeforce has a new bantamweight women’s champion as of last night, because Ronda Rousey pretty much destroyed the arm of defending champ Miesha Tate in the first round. Only watch this video if you want to see beautiful women doing horrible things.

The Ultimate Fighter is UFC’s reality show on FX, wherein a group of young up-and-coming fighters live and train together in Las Vegas with the hopes of landing a UFC contract. A few weeks before every season, UFC releases the names of the new cast members, and MMA fans pore over the list to see if they recognize any of the young fighters. Welp, one name on the list this year stood out. But it wasn’t for fighting.

Disclaimer: We do not doubt Patrick Hutton’s ability to beat the crap out of us. The guy has cannonball biceps and punches people for a living. However, that being said, he’s got boobs. More photos after the jump.

On February 13th, undefeated boxing champ and Larry Merchant nemesis Floyd Mayweather tweeted this: “Jeremy Lin is a good player but all the hype is because he’s Asian. Black players do what he does every night and don’t get the same praise.” Well, UFC president Dana White has a message for Floyd. Video, after the jump.

WWE Champion CM Punk and R&B singer Chris Brown are currently involved in a war of words on Twitter, which is generally where wars of words between famous people who have never met occur. If you’re wondering why Punk, a pro wrestler, and Brown, a pop star, are at the point where they’re making physical threats via social media, we’ll provide some context. Video, after the jump.

At… least he got a knockout, we guess? [Outside the Box Score]

This is a Japanese commercial for UFC 144. Beyond that, we have little to no idea what is going on here, only that it is quite possibly the most Japanese thing we’ve ever seen. You’ve been warned.

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We puzzled for a bit over how to get the video above – a video that contains every face-punch in Road House, therefore making it perhaps one of the best videos ever created – onto our site. While we obviously wanted desperately to post a video that contained every face punch in Road House, this is a sports site, and while punching is a physical activity, finding a real sports connection there would be pushing it. Then we realized: we don’t need justification. This is every face punch in Road House we’re talking about here.

There’s really no cutesy way to say this, so I’ll just throw it out there: MMA fighter Shane Tyner had his ear elbowed off by Kenneth Crowder over the weekend. Pretty cut and dry here: guy gets elbowed, elbow causes guy to lose ear. Video, after the jump.

Dereck Chisora lost last night to WBC champion Vitali Klitschko, but that wasn’t all the fighting he did. That was thanks to David Haye, another British heavyweight, who came to the press conference, aimed some trash talking Chisora’s way… and left after hitting Chisora in the head with a glass bottle and generally making a mess. Video after the jump.