This is one of those posts where we’re going to warn you not to look unless you’re REALLY, REALLY sure you want to look. Because what awaits you after the jump is bad.

Damn, Ronda Rousey is cold as ice. The Strikeforce bantamweight champion can kick some serious ass, sure, but it’s the way she handled a former hook-up trying to weasel his way back into her life that exemplifies badass-ery.

Floyd Mayweather beat Miguel Cotto over the weekend, which was significant in that he once again defeated a non-Manny-Pacquiao entity. Will that long-desired (by everyone except the guys themselves, seemingly) Mayweather-Pacquiao fight actually happen? Well, a recent line from Pacquiao’s promoter won’t help.

Floyd Mayweather’s girlfriend/companion/spiritual advisor, Shantel Jackson, aka “Miss Jackson,” set the internet ablaze merely by sitting ringside at Saturday’s big fight.

Floyd Mayweather is so money, he can do pretty much whatever he wants. And — whether it was some kind of marketing scheme or practical joke — he wanted to have a Canadian pop singer and Queens rapper escort him to the ring for his fight against Miguel Cotto. Funny, we didn’t figure Mayweather to be a “Belieber.”

The Miami Marlins kicked off the first regular season game at their new stadium tonight by bringing out one of the titans of the sports world, Muhammad Ali – but it wasn’t exactly the moment Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria might have envisioned. Video after the jump.

Oh, Brad Pitt. I bet you never knew how close you were to getting beaten to death by a young Mike Tyson in the early 90s, did you? Well, maybe not. Because your leading man jawline was apparently enough to make Tyson go “emotionally comatose,” regress from a “hard stallion to a wet noodle,” and lose any and all willingness to fight.

Kimbo Slice, the bearded brawler who made a name for himself with a series of brutal streetfight videos and parlayed that internet fame into a short and mediocre MMA career, is now focusing on boxing. And there have been internet murmurings that something fishy is afoot.

We saw a while back what Mike Tyson as presidential hopeful Herman Cain looked like, but what about a straight-up President Mike Tyson? Well, thanks to a recent radio interview, we have a bit of insight.

Busted Coverage tweeted the video after the jump a bit ago. Apparently it’s from a fight that happened over the weekend in Lakewood, Washington. This is your first warning: at the 43-second mark of the video, something unseemly happens to one of the participants’ legs.