Planking is stupid. Tebowing is played out. Dufnering was always pretty weird. The new cool thing is “posterizing,” and we are petitioning the kids of the world to do it more often.

Jahlil Okafor, a junior basketball star at Whitney Young High School in Chicago, is the No. 1 prospect in the class of 2014, and the 6-10, 280-pound center is fielding offers from all the major programs: Duke, Kentucky, Ohio State, Texas, North Carolina, Kansas and Michigan State, among others.

Yellow Gatorade looks like urine! Heh. Some form of that joke has been made by children everywhere, but none to our knowledge have executed the devilishly cruel yellow Gatorade-urine swap. That is until we read about four girls high school basketball players who dumped their piss in the Gatorade cooler of their opponents.

Need some motivation to start your Monday? Something that’ll make you feel like a complete waste of space if you don’t get up and attack the day with everything you have? How’ a guy benching 700 pounds grab you. Actually, strike that – how’s a teenager benching 700 pounds grab you?

St. Paul Minnesota high schooler Caleb Smith recently won his first wrestling bout. That in and of itself is not newsworthy. What makes this story unique is that Smith is missing his arms and legs, yet still wrestles against teens who have all of their limbs.

That’s no typo. Hugo’s Trey Johnson scored the game-winning basket in a high school basketball playoff game for the other team as time expired. This has to be the first play of its kind. As Verne Lunquist once said, bless his heart, he’s got to be the sickest man in America.

Not being hyperbolic, this play is absolutely bonkers.

Mitchell Marcus of El Paso, Texas, is the developmentally disabled team manager for his high school basketball team, the Coronado Thunderbirds. But for one moment, he was given the opportunity to be the star player on the team.

What’s whiter than North Dakota? Going to a hockey game in North Dakota. Whiter than that? How about going to a hockey game in North Dakota dressed like the KKK? Too much?