Chicago White Sox fans watching this game probably had a similar reaction to announcer Kenneth “The Hawk” Harrelson’s. “Please be a home run… oh, it wasn’t, that sucks, I’m mad my team lost.” But most people don’t have that reaction broadcast to millions of people watching at home. That’s why we give thanks for Mr. Harrelson, who wears his emotions on his sleeve.

PNC Park in Pittsburgh is widely acclaimed as one of the best stadiums in baseball. Pristine. Intimate. Aesthetically appealing. On the water. A lovely place to enjoy a game. Well, until you get belligerent and rip a security guard’s finger off.

Bless you, Angels broadcast team. Without you, we’d have no idea what to be on the lookout for during this baseball game.

This is Ann Lux, a former Cowboys cheerleader and soon-to-be-wife of Red Sox upstart Will Middlebrooks. Middlebrooks is filling in at third base for an injured Kevin Youkilis, and he’s done an admirable job: he’s batting .304 with four homers, 13 RBI, nine runs and five doubles since he was called up.

Mariners pitcher Charlie Furbush has… a bit of an unfortunate last name. It’s a last name that probably led to a substantial amount of teasing while he was growing up… and, in the right (wrong?) circumstance, can make him look like he’s wearing a prank jersey.

It ain’t easy being an umpire. No matter what you do, somebody is going to hate you. But even when you make bad calls (as umpires inevitably do), you don’t normally have to put up with getting a spiked batting helmet thrown your way. Or a fan’s beer, for that matter. Video after the jump.

Stephen Strasburg had a bad start today. He rarely has those, so the rush to find explanations quickly began. Was it the rainy weather? Was it just not Strasburg’s day? Both plausible explanations, but they just don’t measure up to the shock value of Icy Hot to the groin.

The web roundup for Tuesday, May 15th. Be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. See anything that should be on SportsGrid? Send it to tips@sportsgrid.com. After the jump, our starting five.

On Monday, the son of Angels outfielder Torii Hunter was arrested in the town of Prosper, Texas, on charges of sexual assault of a child. Hunter was one of five students at Prosper High arrested in connection with the alleged assault.

The web roundup for Monday, May 14th. Be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. See anything that should be on SportsGrid? Send it to tips@sportsgrid.com. After the jump, our starting five.