I suppose if you make your living judging people, it’s just one tiny mental step from being a rational person to thinking that you are an amateur behavioral psychologist. But this quote from an anonymous scout on Iowa State lineman Kelechi Osemele (the imposing gentleman to the left) is so bizarre that it circles all the way around to being amazing again.

It used to be that testing positive for marijuana meant a noticeable dip in your NFL draft stock. But attitudes towards prospects who light up may be shifting.

Carleton Tinker is the father of Carson Tinker, the long snapper on last season’s BCS-national-championship-winning Alabama team, and one of the perks of producing national-championship-winning offspring is that you get to get up close and personal with the trophy if you so choose. Well, until you accidentally break it.

In what sounds like excruciating detail, ex-Arkansas coach Bobby Petrino told AD Jeff Long that his relationship with Jessica Dorrell started “with a kiss.” Besides saying “Uh, duh?” to Mr. Petrino, it looks like we’re going to have to ask him: don’t you watch Flight of the Conchords, dude? Life lessons set to music, after the jump.

Alabama’s BCS national champion football team was honored by President Obama at the White House today. Obama, though, wasn’t the only one who got to do the talking. We imagine what Nick Saban said after the jump.

Marijuana is not the worst thing in the world. Many people are willing to admit this. Some are not. And as long as some are not, we’ll keep getting stories like one recently, unfortunately published in ESPN the Magazine.

We still have a ways to go, but this is our current front-runner for “Most Inevitable Story of the Week”: Jessica Dorrell, the (engaged) woman with whom former Arkansas coach Bobby Petrino cheated on his wife and inappropriately hired, has resigned.

Fan passion is one of the main factors making college sports as great as they are. Unfortunately, it’s also something that can make college sports… kind of creepy. And sometimes, that creepiness is actually against the rules.

On a Saturday filled with tragedy and morbidity, we are glad to bring you a video from the South Carolina Gamecocks spring game tailgating competition, which featured a national anthem unlike any other. Video after the jump.

Above all else, Steve Spurrier’s tenure at Florida was marked by a ton of winning. But it was also defined by him saying whatever the hell he felt like. And blessedly, it seems the trash-talking Spurrier of old might be back.