It’s OK. He’s of age now!

These things are probably half scripted, half moron-based. Regardless, these kind of appearances aren’t gonna win her any awards for, well, anything. Best case scenario she gets a Ryan Lochte-type show lampooning her own ignorance. Worst case scenario: Amanda Bynes.

Sometimes being an excellent salesman can come back to haunt you. In Fantasy, that is, when you’re working on commission it’s rarely a negative. But I outdid myself this preseason hyping Starling Marte, and that’s not a solipsistic statement, it’s one that could have potentially destroyed my Fantasy team.

If the Kentucky Derby makes you think of nothing else, consider that, not long ago, horses were cars. I mean, duh, but seriously, imagine having to ride your dog every time you needed to go to the doctor. Then one invention changed everything. The Quadski. Video of this amphibious Godsend after the jump.

This guy has pretty much become an A-list celebrity overnight. A summary of his crazy story, as well as video from the event, after the jump.

Friday night was outstanding, and not just because I was up all night to get lucky.

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A California man (naturally) has transformed his Dodge van into a giant stereo boombox, and is selling it on Craigslist. It is popular at parties, he reports.

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