Unamusing Canseco posts are rare, and they suck.

Few situations are sadder than a mother and father meeting in a parking lot so their child can hang out with the father for a court-mandated visit. But Celtics guard/forward Terrence Williams decided to bring everything down a peg by allegedly pulling out a gun and “making threats” with it.

Breaking: Jets have non-quarterbacks on their roster. Not Breaking: LOLJETS.

Go home, ump. You’re drunk. No, really.

The world’s luckiest murderer is back at it again.

A youth soccer ref who remains in a coma after being punched by a 17-year-old player has been injured on the job before, according to his grieving daughter. Five years ago, players broke his ribs, and three years earlier broke his leg, she said. Is his our nation’s most hazardous job? WTF?

MMA referee Josh Rosenthal is something of a legend in the MMA game. But he probably won’t see the ring for, oh, about 37 months after pleading guilty to “to conspiracy to manufacture and distribute marijuana and possession with intent to distribute.” The evidence: 1,356 pot plants. Yeah, that plea sounds accurate.