So there are Tiger Mothers, and there are stage mothers, and now it appears there are mothers with an unhealthy level of investment in their children’s Little League careers. For one such mother, her son’s failure to make a travel team roster was more than she could bear.

Junior Seau’s oceanfront home in California was burglarized just a few days after the legendary linebacker fatally shot himself in the chest, according to Oceanside, CA police.

On Monday, the son of Angels outfielder Torii Hunter was arrested in the town of Prosper, Texas, on charges of sexual assault of a child. Hunter was one of five students at Prosper High arrested in connection with the alleged assault.

This is one of those posts where we’re going to warn you not to look unless you’re REALLY, REALLY sure you want to look. Because what awaits you after the jump is bad.

An interesting wrinkle has emerged in the case involving Nuggets’ forward Chris “Birdman” Andersen. The Birdman is being investigated for alleged Internet crimes against children, but The Denver Post has reported that the allegations may stem from a young female fan seeking retaliation for unrequited love. Ruh roh.

Via Fox News: “The painful saga of ex-Ohio State and Indianapolis Colts quarterback Art Schlichter came to a close Friday when a federal judge sentenced him to nearly 11 years in prison.”

Step aside, alleged taco thief Erving Walker - West Virginia junior safety Darwin Cook and senior cornerback Terence Garvin have officially one-upped you on the stupidity scale, thanks to charges of stolen Doritos and Gatorade.

Earlier this morning, police executed a search warrant at the home of Denver Nuggets center Chris “Birdman” Andersen, the Denver Post reports. According to the Douglas County Sheriff’s Office, the warrant is in relation to an ongoing investigation by the Internet Crimes Against Children division.

Jail is a boring place, and sometimes, you have to find creative ways to keep yourself busy. For former Philadelphia Phillies center fielder Lenny Dykstra, who’s currently serving time in LA County Jail for assault with a deadly weapon and lewd conduct, that means getting very creative.

There’s a murder mystery afoot at Churchill Downs, site of last weekend’s Kentucky Derby. Details, after the jump.