SO MUCH MONEY SUCH LITTLE LEAGUE SIGNIFICANCE.

When your team loses, it sucks. When your team is on a five game losing streak, it really sucks. When your team is close to being relegated to an inferior league because it loses so much, that’s just terrible. But there have to be more constructive ways to vent your frustration than throwing your dentures onto the field, for the camera to pick up in all its slimy, toothy glory.

(Love Your Journey from Wallop Creative on Vimeo).

Andrew Henderson has one ordinary name and one extraordinary skill. He is the World Freestyle Football Champion, which means filmmakers will follow him around London while he does mesmerizing things. Go on, you. Be mesmerized. (Note: This only works in soccer. Let Ray Lewis loose with a football in Baltimore, and people die.) h/t reddit

Watch him rip it from 30 yards out!!!!

If we learned anything from George W. Bush on the deck of that aircraft carrier, preemptive celebration is a great way to become the goat. Watch this Lexington HS goal keeper merrily pop up after getting a hand on the ball during a shootout in the South Carolina State Championship against Irmo HS, only to let the ball spin back over the line. Also, Draco Malfoy made a nice save.

Beckham wasn’t the only person crying as Borussia Monchengladbach gave up a 3-1 lead to Bayern, thanks in part to this insane volley from the French international. Video of the last moments of David Beckham’s playing career after the jump.

When you put a severed pig’s head in the locker of devout Muslim Kenwyne Jones, be prepared to get a brick through your windshield. Even if you had nothing to do with it.

Brooklyn wants a team, MLS wants a new franchise, and David Beckham wants to be Jay-Z. Bing bang boom. Deets afta tha jump…