Sweden’s Zlatan Ibrahimovic apparently got away with this tricky ball-to-the-face maneuver during a World Cup Qualifying match vs. the Faroe Islands.

The Quaquauquaquas are our favorite team.

In the player’s defense, that driver was totally going the long way to the clubhouse and not listening to directions.

I know, I know, most of you could care less about soccer. But if you don’t feel a generous swelling of pride when you listen to the USA fans in Seattle chanting “We are going to Brazil!” during last night’s World Cup qualifier against Panama, then you’re just a jerk. It’s not an exaggeration to say this was the best support I’ve ever seen for a USA match.

The procession took place in front of 4000 people with a priest, a casket, pall-bearers and a fake sobbing widow. The only thing missing was genuine sadness.

Enzo Jiminez is an abhorrent human being. He threw a defenseless, harmless dog into a fence because it interrupted his soccer game.

Who said girls can’t be terrible sports too?

Ronaldo’s world-record DoucheQuotient™ doubled as a result of the style change.

Ronaldihno: alive, well, Brazilian and somehow making highlight reels on chest passes.

Brad Evans puts an end to the fun for Jamaica. Hey, there’s always weed and awesome music, guys!