Because there are only 99 good-looking celebrities in the world today, the readers of Maxim magazine were able to find space on their highly regarded list ranking the relative attractiveness of women for Lennay Kekua. You know, that smokin’ hot figment of Ronaiah Tuiasosopo’s and Manti Te’o's collective imagination?

We can’t pretend to have measured Tiger Woods’ blood alcohol content levels, but judging on photographs alone, he looked to be somewhere between “hammered” and “train wreck.”

Another episode of What Would Ryan Lochte Do? aired last night, though this is another one of those “If Ryan Lochte’s TV show was on last night, and nobody was around to watch it, did it actually air?” situations. And while we’re sure he said and did a number of outrageous things, this takes the cake. Full picture after the jump.

“Weed addict” and cornerback Tyrann “Honey Badger” Mathieu did not go in the first round the NFL Draft last night, which made this party obsolete. What does he care? His lady, Sydni Paige Russell, is a New Orleans Hornets Pelicans cheerleader. All is good.

What’s better in this GIF: Smith’s combination windmill/Sun God prayer dance, or all the celebrities and former athletes captured in the background? Check it out after the jump.

When Reggie Miller sings Rihanna, we all lose.

Ryan Lochte’s got a reality TV show coming out called “What Would Ryan Do?” which gives him the opportunity to go on the promotion circuit and demonstrate his elocution. It’s amazing. Check it out after the jump.

Crimson Tide quarterback and thus Head Bro To Rule All Bros A.J. McCarron had himself quite a weekend. How did we know that, considering we don’t often party with SEC quarterbacks? Well, the social media-sphere was kind enough to deliver evidence for us. In fact, McCarron himself delivered some of the choicest material, including a demonstration of what a rapper will do with your NCAA Championship ring and a hat with the worst acronym ever.

Neither of these names will surprise you, necessarily, but the fact that either one couldn’t pay up for all the swag they acquired is a little ridiculous.

Late last year, U.S. soccer star Alex Morgan went paddleboarding in Hawaii. Photos were taken. And while paddleboarding might be one of Morgan’s favorite pastimes, a great way to blow off steam and enjoy herself, to the rest of the world, it was an excuse to oogle her in a bikini.