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Another episode of What Would Ryan Lochte Do? aired last night, though this is another one of those “If Ryan Lochte’s TV show was on last night, and nobody was around to watch it, did it actually air?” situations. And while we’re sure he said and did a number of outrageous things, this takes the cake. Full picture after the jump.
“Weed addict” and cornerback Tyrann “Honey Badger” Mathieu did not go in the first round the NFL Draft last night, which made this party obsolete. What does he care? His lady, Sydni Paige Russell, is a New Orleans
Hornets Pelicans cheerleader. All is good.
Ryan Lochte’s got a reality TV show coming out called “What Would Ryan Do?” which gives him the opportunity to go on the promotion circuit and demonstrate his elocution. It’s amazing. Check it out after the jump.
Lending Waka Flocka Flame His Championship Ring Wasn’t The Only Mistake A.J. McCarron Made This Weekend
Crimson Tide quarterback and thus Head Bro To Rule All Bros A.J. McCarron had himself quite a weekend. How did we know that, considering we don’t often party with SEC quarterbacks? Well, the social media-sphere was kind enough to deliver evidence for us. In fact, McCarron himself delivered some of the choicest material, including a demonstration of what a rapper will do with your NCAA Championship ring and a hat with the worst acronym ever.
Late last year, U.S. soccer star Alex Morgan went paddleboarding in Hawaii. Photos were taken. And while paddleboarding might be one of Morgan’s favorite pastimes, a great way to blow off steam and enjoy herself, to the rest of the world, it was an excuse to oogle her in a bikini.
“Millionaire Mama’s Boy” will follow both the goofy Nuggets center and his mother, former WNBA player Pamela McGee. The show promises to be something akin to the Real Housewives, with Pamela spending time with her other single NBA mom friends. Frankly, the more screen time this guy and this lady get, the happier we all shall be.
Amazingly, Lenny Dykstra Is Not The Only Troubled Ex-Athlete Accused Of Leaving Animal Feces Behind At His Old House
There’s a book out about Lenny Dykstra, and its contents suggest that he may in fact be the worst human being on the entire planet. He also appears to have a fascination with feces. Strangely, he’s not alone among ex-athletes.