Roger Federer won the Madrid Open yesterday, but we’re really here to talk about what happened after the match, when Will Smith showed up with a Men in Black suit. Really.

You would think that most pro athletes would shy away from recording vanity rap songs after we all saw what happened with Shaquille O’Neal and Kazaam, but Serena Williams must have missed the memo. The tennis superstar recorded a minute-long track at a recording studio in Florida owned by her close friend Bryan McKinnie, who, when not helping fellow athletes embarrass themselves, plays offensive tackle for the Baltimore Ravens. You can give it a listen after the jump.

The Masters’ Par 3 Contest is a relatively laid-back event – a “beloved Wednesday tradition [unlike any other].” It doesn’t actually count in the standings, so players can do all sorts of things they normally wouldn’t… like bring in unexpected guests (UPDATE: last year).

Supermodel Bar Refaeli has a new underwear line. It’s called under.me, and it’s getting substantial attention. One reason: a promo for the underwear line in which Refaeli hits the tennis court. See it after the jump.

During a loss on Saturday to David Ferrer, young Bernie Tomic added to his collection of interesting moments when he asked the chair umpire to remove his overbearing father, John, from the stands.

Tennis balls, everyone. Relax. Everyone wants a piece of Rafael Nada’s tennis balls. Such was the case when Nadal threw an autographed ball into the stands at an Indian Wells tournament and a fan, trying to make the grab, bit it and fell flat on his face.

The crowd at Madison Square Garden were all smiles tonight, and believe it or not it had nothing to do with Jeremy Lin. No, they were watching tennis (indoors?). Exhibition tennis, nonetheless. And before they knew it, the match between Maria Sharapova and Caroline Wozniacki turned from strange to bizarre.

Via Fox News: “Former tennis star Arantxa Sanchez Vicario said in a book published Tuesday that her parents lost an estimated $60 million in career earnings through mismanagement.” [Fox News]

In winning his second consecutive Australian Open, Novak Djokovic continued to amaze tennis fans with his level of play. But in addition to showing his spectacular tennis, TV cameras showed viewers quote a bit of Djokovic’s girlfriend too. After the jump, the internet version of that.