Last week, we got to watch a soccer player pick up a dog by the neck and throw it into a chain-link fence. That was bad enough, but this week three radio hosts at Atlanta’s ESPN 790 The Zone decided to make fun of former New Orleans Saints safety Steve Gleason’s ALS, or Lou Gehrig’s Disease.

Either something is seriously bothering Bob Costas (i.e., a lack of sex) or his deadpan delivery did him a major disservice yesterday when recounting the Mets’ walk-off homer against the Cubs. Did you know that celebrating a walk-off when 14 games under .500 is a sign that Western civilization is on the decline? Let Bob Costas school you.

There are a few subtle differences — notably race, weight, job description and tattoo choices — but Jets coach Rex Ryan and rapper Kanye West are pretty much the same dude nowadays. They both think they’re the best at their respective life positions, and they aren’t afraid to tell us about it.

The testicle-quarterback exchange program could be the next big thing in NFL free agency.

It appears that Eva Longoria still has a soft spot in her heart for the Spurs. Or at least she revealed she did after they took Game 1 from the Heat last night.

An epic non-reaction to an epic home run by the world’s most epic announcing homer, after the jump.

Hear we go. Straight from the horse’s mouth. Get ready to have your mind blown.

Clippers backup center Ryan Hollins has made a name for himself recently, and it’s not a good one. The seven-year veteran has never been much for scoring points, and this past year he was in the news more for being a dick than anything else. In a recent interview with ESPN, Hollins revealed why.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is the NBA’s all-time leading scorer. He also acts, writes, and serves as a U.S. cultural ambassador. He’s generally seen as a good, if arrogant guy, as far as the general public can tell. How does his son Adam, whom Abdul-Jabbar had with a San Antonio-area woman outside of his marriage many years ago, feel about the guy? As you might expect, he’s not a big fan.

“I wouldn’t let Mark Sanchez throw me a paper bag sandwich.” Whoa.