This is Ann Lux, a former Cowboys cheerleader and soon-to-be-wife of Red Sox upstart Will Middlebrooks. Middlebrooks is filling in at third base for an injured Kevin Youkilis, and he’s done an admirable job: he’s batting .304 with four homers, 13 RBI, nine runs and five doubles since he was called up.

Floyd Mayweather’s girlfriend/companion/spiritual advisor, Shantel Jackson, aka “Miss Jackson,” set the internet ablaze merely by sitting ringside at Saturday’s big fight.

Dallas Cowboys Hall of Fame quarterback and current Fox broadcaster Troy Aikman was recently spotted by TMZ outside an LA restaurant with former Cowboys cheerleader Abigail Klein (he also appeared to be roughly 5 seconds away from kicking the ass of whoever was filming him in the video TMZ has up).

Way to go, Jered Weaver. You struck out 9 batters, threw a no-hitter, hugged your family, made your dad cry because he was so proud of you, kissed your hot wife in front of everyone, then got a champagne shower from your teammates in the locker room. Not a bad night’s work.

What is the over/under on when Paulina Gretzky gives her poor father a heart attack? I’m saying a year. Wayne Gretzky has about a year to live. Because with daily advances in social media, it’s now easier than ever for hot daughters across America to share scantily-clad, pre and post-party photos with thousands of their Twitter and Instagram followers.

God bless you Jamie Moyer. You are old as balls, yet somehow, you managed to win a baseball game last night. Buster Olney says it’s because you trick batters. But he failed to touch on an important point after you pitched seven innings of shutout ball, Jamie: you have a smokin’ hot wife.

From her Easter-themed photo shoot with Love Magazine, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kate Upton would like to wish you a happy Easter.

Brittany Carnegie, girlfriend of Boston Bruin Milan Lucic, has a bone to pick with Vancouver Canuck Cory Schneider’s girlfriend. Their epic battle is now unfolding on Twitter, and no one is safe.

How not to go BASE jumping: jump from a 600-foot cliff with your parachute on backwards. Sam Baker followed these directions to perfection, and after slamming into the cliff face and falling hundreds of feet, the Arizona man only injured his ankle. America: is Baker a credit to man’s resiliency against the forces of the universe, or a really, really bad mistake? Video of the aftermath after the jump.

The evening web roundup for Thursday, March 1st, 2012. Be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. See anything that should be on SportsGrid? Send it to tips@sportsgrid.com. Here’s our starting five.