It seems that Darrelle Revis paid Mark Barron an insane $50,000 for the number 24 jersey. We’d like to think that they had a clandestine meeting at a diner.

In the player’s defense, that driver was totally going the long way to the clubhouse and not listening to directions.

Shawne Merriman might have pulled off one of the greatest boot-and-rallies of all time on Sunday night. He was hospitalized with an overdose by 9:30 p.m. and partying with The Game by 1 a.m.

Last night, believe it or not, the annual MLB Draft that nobody cares about took place. It’s tough to get excited for a player that you most likely won’t see in the majors for at least a couple years — that is, if he isn’t named Bryce Harper or Stephen Strasburg. But there was something worth getting excited about during last night’s draft: MLB commissioner Bud Selig doesn’t know what year it is.

One of these guys is a proven winner and all-time great. One is not. And yet, guess who makes more?

Yeah, that picture to the left is Cleveland-era LeBron James pushing Dwayne Wade halfway across the court through the legs of Ghost Chris Bosh. What about it?

There’s a wee problem in New Zealand’s National Rugby League: a player whizzed on the pitch before a match. His position? Prop forward. (Laugh track).

Shane Battier — known among the Indiana Pacers as “He Who Raises His Knee To Your Nuts” — was the only basketball player not to hit the floor for Game 7 last night. But Battier is a veteran who knows how to make an impact off the court.