And the world awaits for a Kim Jong-un retweet.

Seriously, though. What happens when a bear (who kind of looks like Master Splinter from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, because of the low-quality video), competes in a bike race with a monkey, at a circus?

He barely played last year. He was just cut by the Jets. He’s getting offers to play for $75 a game. He’s not a good “quarterback” by most definitions of the term. And yet, he topped this year’s list of Forbes’ “Most Influential Athletes.” He’s Tim Tebow — the biggest enigma in pro sports today.

Another episode of What Would Ryan Lochte Do? aired last night, though this is another one of those “If Ryan Lochte’s TV show was on last night, and nobody was around to watch it, did it actually air?” situations. And while we’re sure he said and did a number of outrageous things, this takes the cake. Full picture after the jump.

We hate to rag on seemingly good people for squealing like they just got accepted into their first choice sorority, but Tom Brady is a millionaire Super Bowl champion and Gisele is his lady, so whatever: Tom Brady squealed and started a bro-dog pile at the Kentucky Derby. It was weird. Video after the jump.

Nick Collison dropped the socio-culinary bomb on ESPN’s True Hoop Blog. “Is it still Cheesecake Factory, or is there a new champ?” Kevin Arnovitz asked the OKC big man. “Guys like Benihana now,” Collison replied. Photographic evidence after the jump.