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Blake Griffin Did Not ‘Smack The S*** Out Of’ Justin Bieber


I’ve seen a lot of (dumb) Facebook friends and (dumb) news outlets posting a “Blake Griffin smacks Justin Bieber!” story the past couple of days. Most of you intelligent SportsGrid readers will not fall for this, but a lot of dumb people have. So, it must be said: Blake Griffin did not smack Justin Bieber at a Starbucks.

Like most of these stories… IT CAME FROM A SITE THAT PUBLISHES SATIRE. It was pretty funny. It was clearly satire.

A barista at the coffee house was apparently confronted by Bieber when he refused to serve the pop star because he wasn’t wearing a shirt.

“He came in with no shirt on and his pants hanging down and underwear showing and tried to order a caramel apple machiatto.”, said Joey Goldsmith, the Starbucks barista, “I just told him he would have to put a shirt on if he wanted to order.”

Alright, I get people for beliebing that part.

According to the police report Bieber started cussing at the barista and threatening to have his bodyguard, “kick his ass”…

Witnesses at the scene reported that Griffin tried to calm Bieber but the Biebs wasn’t having any of it. There was more yelling, and some pushing and that’s when Griffin smacked Bieber, knocking him to the floor.

“He smacked the shit out of him” said one witness, “then I saw Justin stumble out of the door looking like he was crying.”

It’s pretty funny. It’s assuredly not true. It’s not surprising that the same people who “believed” the “Floyd Mayweather bets $10 million on the Broncos” rumors.

[NewsOK]


  • Lee Tanner

    If only it were true, sigh…

  • Belieber <3

    stupid people these days, believing everything they hear

  • belieber <3

    people are so stupid nowadays. They believe everything

  • JB

    stfu before I slap you

  • ranoa513

    We all wanted so desperately for it to be true. Some let themselves believe. I don’t fault them for it one bit. The world would be a better place if this had happened.

  • Mitch

    A typo within the first six words is ridiculous.

  • Kasey Begley

    People are not “dumb” for believing this. It’s not that unbelievable. People are disappointed it’s not true.

  • bieberhater

    that kid needs a good ass whoopin’….and then sent back to Canada

  • klepp0906

    A) why wouldnt people believe it? He needs theshit slapped out of him and that is FAR from an unbelieveable scenario. B) why wouldnt people beleive the mayweather betting “rumor” either? Apparently your as ignorant as those whom you are accusing of. He has bet millions on several sports games/events in the past. He’s trash and needs his asskicked by pacquiao unfortunately he’ll avoid that fight till the day he dies.

  • Lee Tanner

    Considering he had his lackeys CARRY HIM in a chair at the Great Wall of China, it’s a completely plausible scenario.

  • Anonymous

    It’s not the story itself that’s unbelievable; it’s the fact that it was on a site that publishes satire.

  • Anonymous

    A) It’s not the story itself that’s unbelievable; it’s the fact that it was on a site that publishes satire.

    B) Click on the link and you will understand why the Mayweather rumor is false.

  • Bwkabr

    I’m sure your a “belieber” that thinks it’s ok for him to get a DUI without any penalty

  • Anthony

    So it’s not true? Too bad. SOMEBODY WHO READ THIS AND SEE BIEBER, PLEASE SMACK HIM FOR ME. I REALLY WANT TO SEE THIS NEWS TO REALLY HAPPEN. PLEASE!!!

  • Angiebelieber

    Lee tanner, shut yo bitch ass up say I wish it was true before I slap yo bitch ass

  • phill

    Lol. He didnt get a dui. The cops lied about it. They got fired and sued. Look your shit up before you speak.

  • Ian

    I wish it was true. The little punk deserves to be beaten the shit out of

  • AZKing24

    Bieber is a joke, his day will come and i’ll laugh like i did while i read this article!!

  • mac

    Ill just imagine it happened and that he died from it RIP bieber lol

  • Idiot

    haha you’re right, people are so stupid they call themselves beliebers.

  • Reallllly

    It’s not that people are dumb, simply that people want so badly for it to be true that we should all make it into a truth.

  • Jrush

    Unfortunately it cant be true. If Blake had smacked him surely he would have died.

  • X

    There are 0 citations in this article that support it’s titles claim… Good ‘reporting’

  • Zack

    I like how the writer just said its not true. No proof to support his claim. All he said was your dumb if you believe this and copy-pasted the original article.

  • kekekek

    I hate the Clippers but damn I would be their biggest fucking fan if this were true

  • Stew

    Can someone smack him around anyways???

  • fuck angie

    Suck a dick angie

  • Corey

    People like you, who support him, is the reason this country is the shithole it is, do us a favor and play in traffic.

  • Corey

    Your an idiot.

  • Corey

    Lol that’s pretty ironic you make fun of people for believing anything they see online, and yet you support the theory he didn’t get a DUI, your a fucking idiot.

  • yuri

    it’s hard to believe someone who cant spell “”believing”"

  • Oh well

    Yes, by the horrible and plentiful Fans he has at his back….

  • Zoraya Meyer

    Y POR QUE TENGO QUE CREER “ESTA” NOTICIA ?? SI LO OTRO FUE VERDAD Y ESTA ES UNA MENTIRA PARA TRATAR DE TAPAR LO PELOTUDAMENTE IMBECIL QUE ES ESTE PEDAZO DE MIERDA ??

  • Krystal Z

    As “dumb” as it may sound that kid needs his ass kicked. He mistreated the best girl he would ever have and mentally ruined her, trashed his mansion, went to jail… Usher even tried to help him! Like seriously who the fuck hot boxes a jet??!! Justine beiber has no talent… If singing like a girl is talent then strike me down cuz that’s just pathetic.

  • Krystal Z

    Ignorant cunt, take a fuckn grammar course!

  • Krystal Z

    Oh just like he hot boxes a jet with his stupid ass friends and going to jail?

  • thfth

    I’m sure getting a nice slap from a 6’10″ guy would be just the wake up call he deserves..too bad it didn’t happen. :/

  • FUCKJB

    shut up JB what a dick hole.

  • dick

    shut up slot

  • Nadia

    Get over yourself.

  • Nadia

    I hope you’re joking. Hahaha you are just as stupid as he is

  • Kyle

    Oh yeah, it’s SportsGrid, so I’m totally gonna just not believe it because SportsGrid claims it didn’t happen and have no evidence of such claims whatsoever :P haven’t even heard of this site before. Pfft.

  • santi benitez

    Shitt if I was there I would’ve stuck bieber in the face fuck that drunk smiling ass pussy who beats it in jail

  • Buck Na Ked

    But he fucking should have

  • JP

    Why is it so dumb to believe? Weird shiz happens all the time. I don’t have time to sort through what’s true or not. So, its just more fun to assume its true and post the shiz out of it!! Don’t get all worked about what’s true or not… it just aint worth it, son.

  • JP

    those sites are a dime a dozen. unless you follow the ebbs and flows of satire sites as they come and go, you may not know, oh no… you may never know…

  • not a nigger

    is jb a nigger?

  • dfff
  • ds

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