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Things You Need To See: Animated Parody Of Skip Bayless And Stephen A. Arguing About Kobe Bryant’s Rank
Preliminary reports suggest Jameis Winston will not be charged with sexual battery. But that won’t stop ESPN from keeping this story buzzing around five of its TV channels. Hey, guys, we want to watch sports and be entertained by Ron Burgundy. Report on the news when it’s news — not when it’s potentially news.
Call us a whale vagina, but we’re almost certain there are better co-anchors out there than that blow-hard Ron Burgun-who-gives-a-crap. A slideshow of who we’d like to see guest host at the SportsCenter desk, after the jump…
Grading The 4 Most Confusing ESPN Fantasy Football Projections For Week 14: Brown, Decker, Jackson, And Smith
Wouldn’t it be funny if we called C.J. Spiller’s breakout performance against the Falcons OH WAIT WE DID. Check out our list of busts and trusts for this week’s action — relative to those of ESPN’s cybernetic projection machine — after the jump.
ESPN 60 Documentary: In Thailand, Children Kick The S*** Out Of Each Other Instead Of, I Dunno, Baseball
“If you don’t watch this video, you’ll never know what it looks like when children ritualistically beat each other’s brains out in front of their Dads.”
– SportsGrid Film Review
Grading The 4 Most Confusing ESPN Fantasy Football Projections Week 13: Ryan, Jackson, Jackson, And Spiller
You know when you’re right about fantasy football projections and you think you’re a God so you go on your roof because you feel like you can fly into the night sky? No? This post was written from a hospital bed is what we’re trying to say…
As you may have heard, Kenny Mayne is now back at the SportsCenter desk, after getting to do pretty much whatever he wanted for five years. But there’s reason to believe he’s not very happy in his new/old position, and is possibly appearing on the air drunk to deal with it.