RotoExperts’ Mike Cardano (@MikeCardano) is back, sporting that telltale limp which tells us he sustained a ski injury on his day off (you can’t see it beneath the table). But where did he find snow in June? Anyway, he’s better off than the Giants’ Marco Scutaro, who has something called “mallet finger”.

This week in the Twitterverse, @allinkid answers questions about players “being for real,” buying low, wide receivers, Rick Porcello, and he even tries to understand cricket.

You’d be intimidated, too. Your Travelers Championship preview, complete with a GIFtastic US Open recap, from RotoExperts.

In fantasy football, the tight end position is thinner than the premise of Scary Movie. To make matters worse [than the Scary Movie franchise], Rob Gronkowski may not be ready for the start of the new season, so when should you draft him? Who is the hot rookie tight end?

It is the NFL offseason. But it’s never the fantasy football offseason. If you’re not preparing, you’re losing. RotoExperts has you covered.

Today Mike Cardano discusses som… wait, what the–?! That’s not Mike Cardano. Patrick Mayo (@ThePME) has taken over, and while I’m not exactly sure what happened, for some reason I’m picturing a stocky fantasy expert tied up and gagged in another fantasy expert’s car trunk.

The Rays are ready to call up Wil Myers. Zack Wheeler is going to join the Mets. Scott Engel and Adam Ronis have their fantasy scouting reports and outlooks.

RotoExperts’ Mike Cardano gets no respect. As a kid, his bath toys were a toaster and radio. He comes from a real tough neighborhood: one day he put his hand in some wet cement, and felt another hand. Hunter Pence also gets no respect. Cardano calls him the Rodney Dangerfield of baseball, because he’s often overlooked by fantasy owners despite very strong numbers.

“Ow, my fantasy team!” many of you likely exclaimed when you heard Troy Tulowitzki would be out four to six weeks. His rib injury further thins out the very thin position of SS. Scott Engel and Lenny Melnick tell fantasy owners how to cope and adjust.

Fantasy baseball news, by the numbers. Namely: Jacoby Ellsbury is a weak man, Adam Wainwright is very good and, yeah, chins.