A few weeks ago, we noticed the NCAA’s Talking Bench sounded like a prison inmate looking for company — sex company. The Bench cooled off for awhile, posting mostly innocuous jokes and cute Vines and generally staying out of trouble.
Unfortunately, like most athletes, the Bench is always trying to get laid. He’s back to saying things that could easily be construed as come-ons. Oh, hey girl, forgot about me?
— The Bench (@TalkingBench) May 12, 2014
Ew. Leave us alone, Bench. At least he’s self-aware now:
— The Bench (@TalkingBench) May 11, 2014