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PGA’s Kris Blanks After Missing Cut: “I Get To Go Have Sex With My Wife”

by Evan Sporer | 10:55 am, July 16th, 2012

 

Sometimes, the golf Gods aren’t kind to you. In Kris Blanks’ case, the 39-year old pro-golfer missed the cut FedEx Cup this past weekend. So what do you do when you miss the cut? You go hang out with your kids and then bang your wife, obviously.

The tweet has since been taken down, but Deadspin had us covered saving the image. Good to know that Blanks isn’t just going out and having miscellaneous Tiger Woods sex, rather, will spend some quality time with his kinds and then boink his wife. The good ol’ American dream.

h/t Larry Brown Sports

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