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Incredibly Goofy And Boring Dude Wins PGA Championship, Celebrates With Hot Wife


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Jason Dufner’s PGA Championship win yesterday was a victory for the goofy, boring people of the world. In a game known mainly for being plodding and methodical, played by the world’s worst-dressed and most awkward people, Dufner would probably be the poster boy, except that this was his first major win and Tiger Woods exists.

Dufner posted a 2-under-par 68 to beat second-place Jim Furyk by two strokes. Two years after losing a four shot lead with four holes to go, the man best known for creating a meme simply by being himself added another layer to his ungainly mystique by winning in super-boring fashion. It’s as if a chubby, confused looking Shia LeBeouf made a movie about being the most boring golfer alive.

Some quotes, direct from Dufner, about his win yesterday.

“For me, golf is a little bit more boring. I hit it in the fairway or I didn’t.”

“I would say I was pretty flat-lined for most of the day.”

So yesterday was already strange enough. Then his wife appeared, and we were once again reminded how unfair this world can be. The boring, goofy guy who plays golf gets the babe? I picked the wrong life, man.

Here’s Amanda Dufner celebrating with her meme-able husband. She apparently has a very touchable butt. Hashtag journalism.


[Update: For some reason, this article earlier called Dufner Australian. That is false. He is a good ol' boy from America.]

All photos via Getty Images except where otherwise noted.


  • Gloves

    “Two years after losing a four shot lead with four holes to go, the Australian best known for…”

    He’s from Alabama, right around the corner.

  • Gary Fitzsimmons

    Once I saw that the author called Dufner an Australian, the article was quickly abolished from memory. I read the comments just to see if anyone else was as impressed with the author’s total lack of authoring.

  • Laurence Smith

    This is not surprising as women have a nose for what guy is a money maker. Has anyone ever seen an ugly chick being driven by a guy in a mercedes? I didn’t think so!

  • Anonymous

    hmmmmmmmm…Jason was born in Cleveland, Ohio and went to Auburn University….yep….must be Australian….

  • Eric Goldschein

    I don’t know why I wrote Australian. Thanks for catching. For the record, I stand by the “worst-dressed” comment.

  • Anonymous

    Hey. Da Duff is a good guy who plays well and doesn’t take himself or the ups and downs of pro sports too seriously. Lucky him to find a wife who sees him for who he is and loves him for it. And lucky us to have a guy who can remind us that they “play” golf, not “work” golf.


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