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“I Have No Bastard Son!” Screams TMZ Headline About Phil Mickelson Not Having A Bastard Son

TMZ had some real sports-related gems over the last two days. Let’s play around in the muck for a second, shall we?

First, there’s the story of Phil Mickelson‘s quest to track down an internet commenter who said some particularly nasty things about him. The commenter, who frequented Yahoo’s Devil Ball golf blog, alleged that Phil and his wife were cheating on each other. In one comment, the commenter alleged that Phil had an illegitimate child. As With Leather points out, there’s some very exciting use of bolding in the story itself. And the headline? Well, the headline…

Fantastic. Moving along, from the Bureau of Celebrity Justice comes this headline, for a story in which Deion Sanders refutes the claim that he ever paid his estranged wife for sexual favors. A messy situation indeed, and one that calls for a catchy tease. Maybe…

Terrific. And finally, from the “There’s No Easy Way To Say This” department: Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian buy a urinal.

Outstanding.

[TMZ]