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It’s Just The Worst When You Miss Your Putt By A Wiener-Length

by Eric Goldschein | 10:01 pm, July 16th, 2012

Chris DiMarco just missed sinking a long putt during the John Deere Classic this weekend. How much did he miss by, you ask? Well, about a wiener-length. What kind of wiener, you ask? Certainly not this guy’s.

That’s David Feherty, normally a sideline reporter, on the call. And though Feherty could have gone with any number of “wiener-length” analogies here, from pickle to spoon to a good ol’ hot dog, he went with wiener-length. And thus begins countless views of this video by men everywhere, checking to see exactly how far that ball landed from the cup, to see where they stack up in comparison.

In case you miss it the first time — don’t worry. Whoever made this video was kind enough to play it back for us three times. Because OMG LOL.

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Orestes Ippeau

it’s a sort of okay metaphor regardless, but fact is, feherty converted from poorer but honest irish to amercian imperialist oligarch 3-4 years ago, and since then has made clear his politics are somewhat right of attila the hun’s batshit craziest winger cousin.
so, the weiner could have a name that ain’t oscar.

probably related news - feherty has incurred repeated serious brain traumas from motor vehicle-related accidents, and when they said he had to go to rehab, he said, No, no no.