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High SchoolWeird But True

“Fenway Parks” Is The Name Of An Actual High School Baseball Player. He’s From Florida.

Fenway Park is the home stadium of the Boston Red Sox. Fenway Parks is the name of a 6-1, 195-pound high school second baseman with especially cruel parents. He graduates from Spanish River Community High School in Boca Raton, Florida, in 2014, and is apparently good enough to be featured on the baseball scouting service Perfect Game’s website.

Unfortunately we’re not “premium subscribers,” so we don’t know much else about the kid – though we’re going to assume that his parents are Boston Red Sox fans And from what we can see on that profile page, we know that he was an honorable mention for Perfect Game’s underclassmen All-American awards, and is considering Mississippi, Nebraska, North Carolina, Virginia Tech, Winthrop and Nova Southeastern for college. In case he does get drafted one day, we hope it isn’t by the Red Sox – that horse will be so dead and beaten.

[Perfect Game, via @MLB]

h/t Marly F.

  • http://twitter.com/THE_FAKE_BOSH Syed

    Poor guy.

    On a side note, that name can’t possibly be worse than Dick Butkis.

  • Jack Herer

    What about “Dick Trickle”? (NASCAR driver)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1380394736 Shane Denney

    Wonder if the Yankees will take a chance on him.

  • http://twitter.com/THE_FAKE_BOSH Syed

    that too. lol

  • http://www.facebook.com/brian.mouland.908 Brian Mouland

    Junior hockey player is named Jagger Dick

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