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Five Players Removed From Powerhouse High School Football Team For Sneaking Prostitutes Into Hotel Room

A high school football team in Maryland has removed five players from its roster after an incident that occurred after an away game in North Carolina on Friday night. The incident involved prostitutes, a hotel room, and a clandestine mission to sneak said prostitutes into said hotel room.

Details of the covert prostie operation, which occurred after DeMatha Catholic’s 52-14 win against Hillside, via the Washington Post.

According to sources, bed checks were done at 1:30 a.m. A final hallway check was done at 4 a.m. and DeMatha had 18 adults supervising the trip, according to the person who is not a parent of an involved player.

According to the parent of a player involved, players sneaked three prostitutes into the hotel at 5 a.m., after the final check. Players used a Web site to call and hire the prostitutes, according to the parent.

Some of the details (like how the players were caught) remain unclear, but as of now, all five players have been removed from the team, two have withdrawn from the school, one is waiting on a disciplinary hearing, and the remaining two have been ”recommended for expulsion.”

So, yes, if you’re a high schooler, fresh off a season-opening win in another state, the adrenaline is through the roof at that point. And yes, at some point, you and your friends may access the free hotel Wi-Fi to peruse some services of ill repute. But fellas. FELLAS. Don’t actually use those services.

Sure, it’s fun to talk about sneaking a prositute into your hotel room at 5 a.m. while your coaches and parents are asleep — but don’t actually click “Buy” when you reach that virtual crossroads. Because someone’s mom or dad will probably walk in on you as you’re tentatively performing sex acts on a hooker, and then your life will go to shit.

[h/t Prep Rally]

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