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Someone Screencaptured The Massive Olympian Presence On Tinder Over In Sochi
We’ve all heard the stories about the Olympic Village being a veritable orgy, and now, thanks to the Sochi on Tinder Tumblr page, we now know that none of the world’s finest winter sports athletes will necessarily have to sleep alone on Valentine’s Day.
Or the day after. Or shower alone. In the middle of the day. On the flight back. You get the point.
This is the part where you’d expect us to throw in a sexy slideshow of something like “The 27 Hottest Sochi Olympians On Tinder,” but we honestly can’t do that in good conscience, knowing that these people probably don’t want everyone to know they’re dying to get some over there. Sure, it’s assumed, but in the interest of fairness, we’ll leave their identities off the site.
What we will say, however, is that Tinder would be a great place to meet people like Spanish skier Katia Griffiths and New Zealand’s Rebecca Possum Tor. Go out on a date. Have some chicken. Maybe some sex… You know, see what happens.
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