We’re just one week removed from national signing day for high school prospects, and you know what that means: time to start looking forward to next year’s signing day! Today, to help you do just that, Rivals released its initial list of the top 100 players in the high school class of 2013. As we were looking over this list, though, something jumped out at us even more than these players’ talents: their names. 10 doozies after the jump.

Larry Bird recently sat down with Grantland editor-in-chief Bill Simmons for an episode of Simmons’ B.S. Report podcast. The podcast itself isn’t out yet, but a segment of it has been getting a lot of play on TV this morning. That segment: Bird saying that Lebron James is “by far” the best player in the NBA. But.

You’ve been hearing a lot about supermodel/Tom Brady’s wife Gisele Bundchen these last few days. And some people have heard just about enough.

You’re a Patriots fan. It’s February 5th, 2012, at 11 p.m., and you’ve just watched your team lose to the New York Giants for the second time in five years. You’ve just seen Tom Brady’s last-second hail mary attempt land harmlessly in the endzone, and that team from New York celebrate on a field covered in confetti — again. The guests at your Super Bowl party have all filtered out of your home, but you’re still sitting there in a haze of post-game disappointment. What do you do?

If we were Kendrick Perkins, we’d probably be tired of hearing all about Blake Griffin’s huge dunk over us. So it comes as no surprise to us to hear, via Yahoo’s Marc J. Spears, that Perkins indeed wasn’t a fan of some of the hyperventilating excitement that followed the play. And somehow it surprises us even less to hear who, exactly, Perkins had a problem with.

It’s a heartwarming story: Giants linebacker Greg Jones proposing to his girlfriend after his team just won the Super Bowl. But after looking at some photos of the proposal, and noticing Jones’ mom in the background (the woman wearing #53), we’re not so sure everyone liked this development.

The internet – especially given the immediacy of tools like Twitter – is really, really good at making fun of things, and quickly. For better or worse, a whole lot of things get made fun of on a constant basis – enough so that when you see snark being slung, it hardly registers. But sometimes something comes along that stands out.

The best assorted links from across the web (and what you should watch on TV tonight) for Tuesday, February 7th. If you’d like to see something on SportsGrid, send it to tips@sportsgrid.com. Here’s our starting five.

Jimmy Kimmel is a fan of unimaginably cruel stunts — he once famously asked parents to tell their kids that all of their Halloween candy had been eaten. But this latest concerted effort to get members of the same family to tear each other apart, in which he asks someone to pull the plug or turn off the TV before the deciding play of the Super Bowl, is really pushing the limits of what the average person can put up with. The last play, by the way: Tom Brady’s hail mary pass that ended up landing incomplete. Can you imagine being a Patriots fan — at a party no less — and your friend’s significant other shuts off the TV as that pass is in the air? That is grounds for a divorce on the spot. Video after the jump.

A star athlete. A Supermodel. A New York-Boston rivalry. The Super Bowl – one of the signature media events out there. Cursing. The recent Tom Brady-Gisele stories are everything the New York Post ever wanted…and the paper’s not letting the opportunity go to waste.