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On Monday, the most-controversial result of the Olympics happened. It was in a fencing match, though, so you probably weren’t watching. (We assume you don’t slack off at work with fencing, of all things, but if you do: kudos). And since fencing is confusing (and now veritably dumb, as you’ll see), we’re here to explain.
South Korea’s Shin A-Lam was tied with Germany’s Britta Heidemann at the end of regulation. Per fencing rules, they advance to one minute of extra time. Because fencing is weird, if the two are still tied after that one minute, the winner is declared based on a random distinction granted to one of the fencers, before overtime starts. Basically, the official(s) randomly give one player the advantage, who knows beforehand that if she ties, she wins. The other fencer has to outscore the one with the advantage. A tie is a loss for her. In that event, the victor wins by a “priority ruling.”
But that’s a (quirky) well-known fencing rule, not the actual cause of controversy. With one second remaining, the two were tied. And the clock “got stuck,” which allowed Heidemann a chance to go for the win, which she capitalized on.
To sum up: Shin would’ve won (albeit on the strange overtime tiebreaker) if the clock hadn’t gotten “stuck.” But it did, and Heidemann took advantage.
And the aftermath was BAD. Shin’s coach immediately protested the result, while Shin sat down on the piste (i.e. the fencing playing area) in tears. He officially appealed the judges’ decision, but the appeal took a long time. Apparently, an Olympic rule states that Korean officials had to submit a cash payment, on the spot, in order for the appeal to be valid.
For thirty minutes, Shin remained on the piste, “with an announcer declaring that ‘if the Korean leaves the piste, she accepts the defeat.’ ” However, she was told to leave after a half hour, the decision still unannounced, to the tune of jeers from the crowd. (Ouch).
After all the hubbub, she lost the appeal, and was forced to compete in the bronze-medal match immediately after (the controversial match was the semifinal). She lost and didn’t receive a medal.
There may be no crying in baseball, but baseball is no longer in the Olympics. There is now crying in the Olympics. And as Drew Magary so aptly commented, “This pistes the shit outta me.”
Here’s the video, although it’s really poor quality and it probably won’t help you understand the situation any more. But hey, fencing! Controversy! Olympics!
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