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It Is Hot As Balls In The Olympic Dorms

The dorm-style living in Olympic village has been well-documented. So has the horn-doggedness of the athletes occupying said dorms. But apparently, whether Olympic athletes want to just take a nap in their rooms, or partake in any other “activities,” most will have to do so without the comfort of air conditioning.

According to MSN, Great Britain is only providing air conditioning in the dorms of its own athletes, despite temperatures reaching the 80′s. USA Today reported the rest of the athletes are being forced to bring in fans, much like college students in a regular dorm:

The village rooms have no air conditioning and athletes use rotating fans of the kind familiar in college dorms. Phelps said his room “is about the size of a closet. … You walk in, and I’m not joking you, my room is probably about that wide.”

So while the Brits can max and relax in their dorm rooms, the rest of the athletes are being forced to sweat it out.

No air conditioners. Its HOT in the rooms. No need to practice, just lay in ur bed & sweat. Where r the applications for Winter Olympics??

— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) July 26, 2012

Hear that, male Olympians? Lolo Jones is just lying in her bed, and broadcasting it on Twitter. But seriously, with all the miscellaneous sex forecast for the 2012 Olympic Games, having a hot room with no AC is a pretty big buzzkill. Nothing worse than trying to engage in coitus and being covered in sweat before it even begins. Looks like it’s time to make friends with Luol Deng!

h/t Big Lead Sports

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