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Cleveland Weatherman Can’t Escape Talking About Heat, Thunder

After LeBron James won his first NBA Championship with the Miami Heat last night, I’m sure many Heat fans changed the channel, trying to escape the celebrations and analysis. Some may have tried to check the weather to take their minds off of LeBron, but that was unwise. HE’S EVERYWHERE. Watch this poor, depressed Cleveland weatherman unable to escape talking about the upcoming thunder and heat:

“You just can’t help it, it’s all weather!” I feel horrible for this guy. I mean, most people can just go to their jobs and escape the Heat (and the heat, since most offices have air conditioning). But this guy, no. He’ll be reminded of the Heat all summer long, because of the heat. And of course a heatwave is going on when the Heat win it all. What a shame. This is just another example of LeBron’s selfishness. If he really cared about Cleveland, he would have gone to the Raptors, where Cavs fans would never have no reminders, since you know, Raptors are extinct. The only place he could’ve been more selfish to go to would have been Phoenix, where Cavs fans would see the Sun be reminded ALL YEAR ROUND, ALL DAY LONG.

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