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This is Demias Jimerson, an 11-year-old at Wilson Intermediate School in Arkansas. Demias is one of those kids who, when you watch him play football, seems to be at least three years older than everyone else on the field.
It’s not because he’s bigger — Demias is the same size as the other 6th graders he plays with — but he runs with the speed and vision of a high schooler. He scores almost every time he touches the ball, and during one game this year he had seven touchdowns.
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So his school has instituted a rule that hasn’t been in place since Arkansas Razorback great Madre Hill ran rampant at Wilson Intermediate years ago.
Once Hill scored three touchdowns, if his team had a 14-point lead, officials banned him from scoring any more touchdowns.
There’s nothing malicious behind the rule. As the school’s principal explains, it’s merely put in place to give the other, not-as-ridiculously-talented kids a chance to learn how to play the game.
Demias, who is apparently the most media-ready 11-year-old ever, was “kind of shocked” but is “okay with it.” (Seriously, when have you ever heard a little kid use the phrase “I’m okay with it”?).
“I’m gonna run hard and bring our team to victory,” said Jimerson. Then he added, “but God always comes first, before anything, and grades second.”
God, grades, and touchdowns. THAT’S WHAT ARKANSAS DOES.
Watch video of the local news report, via FOX 16, here.
[h/t Paulie Pabst]
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