Glen Davis’ Baby Holds Fantastic Press Conference, Demands More Paper

by Dan Fogarty | 10:13 am, May 3rd, 2012

It’s not looking good for the Magic. They’re down 2-1 in their series with the Pacers, and without Dwight Howard (who’s out for the season with a back injury), their chances of making it out of the first round are bleak.

But it wasn’t all bad!

There was Glen “Big Baby” Davis’ actual baby, who held court and created a nice buffer for dad as he solemnly answered questions from the assembled media horde.

Silence, reporter nerds! Lil’ Baby is bored with your questions! Your questions are boring, unlike this piece of paper, which is fun! It is fun to crumple!

Unfortunately for Lil’ Baby, her chariot — which was Big Baby — carried her off the podium in a most unceremonious fashion. This prompted some parenting advice for Davis, courtesy of Charles Barkley and the Inside the NBA gang.