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Here’s How Those Smug Bastards In Miami Are Celebrating LeBron’s ‘Decision’

We’ve already highlighted the reactions to LeBron’s choice in Cleveland and New York, two of the cities that were left spurned by the King. Before we completely beat this horse to death, how about one last look at headlines from the DAD (Day After Decision).

This time, we take a look at those gluttonous Floridians, who apparently don’t even like basketball but may have just stumbled upon multiple championships. The Miami Herald communicated this sentiment perfectly with their “JACKPOT!” headline, conveying the image of a clueless man hitting 21 in his first-ever game of high stakes blackjack. Enjoy it while you can, South Florida, because according to Cavs owner Dan Gilbert, LeBron James is bringing some badass voodoo your way.

Also, for good measure, we stuck in the front page from LeBron’s hometown paper, the Akron Beacon-Journal. Notice the stunned grandmothers, the burning jerseys, and the one fan who has apparently just thrown up in his mouth. Enjoy!

The Miami Herald

The Sun Sentinel

The Palm Beach Post

The Akron Beacon Journal

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