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Finally, The Mystery Of John Clayton’s Hair (And Music Taste) Has Been Solved

by Glenn Davis | 2:29 pm, September 6th, 2012

For a guy who frankly does not have a ton of it, there’s been a lot of attention paid to ESPN NFL reporter John Clayton’s hair over the last couple years. People wondered if he had a ponytail back there. (Alas, he didn’t.) Then, when a better look at his ‘do became available, it looked like he had the makings of a mullet.

The complete “truth,” though, is far more shocking. That truth was not made public knowledge until today, via ESPN’s most recent SportsCenter ad. While shocking, however, the “truth” is also, undeniably, glorious:

John Clayton, metalhead. We like the idea so much that we might refuse to acknowledge that the commercial above is a work of fiction. Maybe Clayton will have this guy over soon? Please?

[The Big Lead]

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