We just told you about Mike Francesa pooping on Keith Olbermann (with his words, not his anus). It turns out that Olbermann fired back yesterday. Unsurprisingly, it was good. These are two heavyweights, and I really hope this never ends.
Francesa’s go-to move, as Olbermann points out, is loud, confident untruths. I expect an actual dick-measuring contest to occur soon, and I’m excited to hear Francesa’s recap. “Turns out my cawk was yoojah! It wudn’t even close!” Stay tuned.