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Lolo Jones Didn’t See Any Of That Rampant Olympic Sexytime Everyone’s Been Going On About

by Matt Rudnitsky | 2:59 pm, August 10th, 2012

Listen up, America. New York Times punching bag, near-Olympic-medalist and famous virgin Lolo Jones has some things to say about this whole fuss over the supposed Olympic sexplosion.

“I’m in a suite with seven girls, and I guess we don’t have any sluts on the team,” she says. “I haven’t seen any hookups. I’m sure it’s going on, though, but I haven’t heard any juicy details yet.”

So innocent.

It’s nice to see that she isn’t calling her teammates sluts despite their hostile feelings regarding America’s Lolo-obsession. She really is the female Tim Tebow. Not a spiteful bone in that hurdler’s body.

And speaking of Tim Tebow, Lolo is as big of a fan as ESPN.

Jones said she would take a month off after the Olympics and would still welcome an encounter with fellow virgin athlete Tim Tebow.

“You always think you’re the last virgin on earth,” she said. “I respect his journey, and any virgin I just love talking to them and sharing the journey and the frustration.”

She wants to share the frustration with Tebow? That sounds dirty. Wouldn’t that break her promise?

[USA Today]

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Dvanyr

Mr. Rudnitsky, please tell me why the USA track and field team is assumed to be sluts?
How about calling the USA men’s swim team sluts? Looks as if they are out partying every night, a different girl for a different night…. double standards abound.
“not a spiteful bone in that hurdler’s body.” – such ridiculous drivel – Basically you are calling out the two women who actually metaled in their sport and the USA women’s track and field team, all the while putting your favorite virgin on a pedestal.
Sounds like the writers on sportsgrid (if we can even call them that), have a Lowlow obsession themselves – biased “journalism” at its best.
The frat-boy attitude of this sites so-called writers is turning me and friends away from coming back here for sports “news”.
Matthew Rudnitsky

I’m not in a frat.
http://www.junkremovaltoronto.net/ Nicky

She really is the female Tim Tebow. Not a spiteful bone in that hurdler’s body.