Watch A Porn Star Try To Help FC Barcelona’s Former President Reclaim His Position

by Glenn Davis | 2:56 pm, July 17th, 2012

Joan Laporta served as president of FC Barcelona from 2003-2010, during which time the club saw some of its greatest success (thanks in no small part to this guy). And now, dissatisfied with Barca’s direction, he might be interested in reclaiming that post. While Laporta has some vocal support in his corner, though, it might not be the kind that will actually help him to one day lead Barcelona again.

That’s because the support is coming via a music video made by a porn star. That porn star is named Maria Lapiedra (the two have been romantically linked for a while now), and the basically-SFW-but-will-still-probably-get-you-weird-looks-if-anyone-sees-you-watching-it video is below:

Well, we’re sold. Dirty Tackle has a few translated phrases from the song here, and Laporta’s apparent skill in “mov[ing Lapiedra's] bed with Catalan fury” should really help him move Barca forward with new manager under Tito Vilanova.

Also, we outsourced the task of translating the video to see if there were any other gems to uncover, and according to our expert, there’s a line about Laporta turning milk into yogurt. So Barca, prepare for a future filled with Lactobacillus delbrueckii subsp. bulgaricus and Streptococcus salivarius subsp. thermophilus, or something. Safe to say, when it comes to “helping your significant other get a prominent sports job,” Lapiedra seems about as effective as Kristi Malzahn.

[Dirty Tackle]