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This Michelle Jenneke Dance Parody Will Power You Through Your Day (Slightly NSFW)

Michelle Jenneke didn’t qualify for the Olympics, so new video of her shaking her groove thing during her pre-race warmup will have to wait until she’s back on the track.

In the meantime, people will make hundreds of parody videos and post them to YouTube. We’ll bring you the very best of them. Like these three girls dancing and pouring water all over themselves.

Gotta say, this video is definitely better than some others that have surfaced. These girls are probably much closer to getting an offer from sex.com than that strange dude in the green undies.

My only gripe though (although let it be known, I in no way object to this video) is that Michelle Jenneke does her thing organically. These girls put on some skimpy running gear, poured some Poland Spring on themselves, and tried to look sexual on purpose. Jenneke just does the damn thing. So yeah, these girls made a video of themselves looking attractive. Just saying: Jenneke doesn’t do anything out of the ordinary to get people interested – don’t tell me this was just another day at the track for these girls.

h/t Busted Coverage

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