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Young Mike Tyson Watched Former Wife Drive Up To Home With New Boyfriend Brad Pitt, Somehow Didn’t Murder Brad Pitt

by Dan Fogarty | 12:02 pm, April 4th, 2012

Oh, Brad Pitt. I bet you never knew how close you were to getting beaten to death by a young Mike Tyson in the early 90s, did you?

Well, maybe not. Because your leading man jawline was apparently enough to make Tyson go “emotionally comatose,” regress from a “hard stallion to a wet noodle,” and lose any and all willingness to fight.

According to Tyson, who appeared on Conan last night to promote his new one man show in Vegas — which, we’re told, will be full of stunning revelations like this one — he and his ex-wife, Robin Givens, were still intimate following their divorce in 1989. One morning, a young Tyson decided to drive over to her house in search of an AM “romp.”

Givens wasn’t home, so Tyson waited in his car. And when he saw her car pulling up, he was hopeful — until Pitt got out of the car too, and his dreams were dashed. Surprisingly, everyone survived.

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NC

I love Mike Tyson – finally, an honest man!’

I never believed that nonsense about “rape” and hitting Robin Givens in the face – really? Robin? give me the name of that plastic surgeon because he would have had to reconstruct it!

The rape charges would have been dismissed in today’s world and just a civil charge – i.e. Kobe, Roethsliberger, etc., etc., etc. – (and I believe it more of them than I do Mike Tyson.)
Jason_in_Vegas

Finally found someone you can relate to on an intellectual level, huh?

Good for you, skippy.
Jason_in_Vegas

That being said, I think I would have to root for Tyson in a fight with Brad Pitt. A fight that would last all of about a second.